The Browns have been a bust on the field since their return to Cleveland for the 1999 season (the original Browns moved to Baltimore after the 1995 season). They have racked up only 36 wins against 76 losses since then. To reinvigorate this onceproud franchise, the Browns hired former New England Patriots defensive coordinator Romeo Crennel to be their head coach before last season.On any given night at the new Nationals Park, you might see the speaker of the House, John Boehner perhaps sneaking behind the stands for a smoke and liberal Democratic Rep. Ed Markey of Massachusetts. When the Chicago White Sox come to town, President Barack Obama is there to root for his hometown team; Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito can be seen cheering for his Philadelphia Phillies.

Although a 27yearold with $500,000 in the bank has an incredible head start financially, another major problem is the athletes' lack of preparation for life after sports. Because these athletes have trained