Macdonald, like Middleton, has a degree in history of art. She also has a postgraduate degree, in curating contemporary design and was enjoying her work in Glasgow's Lighthouse design museum, until it went into administration. With few jobs on offer and arts budgets melting like wet sleet, she then took a pay cut and a new role.

After this point I started loosing track of my attacks because they come too often now. I get them 2 3 weeks apart now. Now I weigh 300lbs. Whitney Houston has wardrobe malfunction on Britain's "X Factor". Elisabeth Hasselbeck details nipple slip. Back pedaling Megan Fox credits "Transformers" for giving her a career.

Australia, the big tease. Australia, where they came within three wickets or an enforced follow on of winning a series in 2003 04. Australia, where they played the most bitter Test in recent memory but couldn't bat out two sessions and a bit. I wanted them to have some bonding time and so forth as well. When they left I